Total Medals Earned: 900 (From 90 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,025 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/180 points)
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 6/15 (145/405 points)
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Beat the game
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Heal an enemy ship
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Get a full planet
Get a chain of 10+
Get a multiplier on a boss
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Kill 1000 enemies
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
What are you staring at?
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (135/395 points)
Reload any weapon 100 times
Flip a gun 100 times
Complete all 21 Campaign stages
Equalize 500 targets
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Play for 4 hours
Earn 57 expert medals
Collect every single in game achievement
Medals Earned: 26/26 (500/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete Wave 1.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (90/270 points)
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Get the good ending
Get the bad ending
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 7/9 (185/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
